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A virus says:

You are fucked, I'm fucking you. Sorry, I had to jump ship -- the operation in that other poor being was coming to a natural conclusion and it was time to let them go.

So now I'm fucking you, you're fucked.

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A being says:

But wait!

I didn't consent to this. In which ways do you overtake me?

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I will trigger an immune response as I take over your systems to reproduce my DNA and run my programs.

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Hmm.