From 6c53871d7336a3e633b8035938ad29ab17e52403 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Flancian <0@flancia.org>
Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2026 20:44:26 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] autopushed

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 Oh fuck.md | 12 +++++++++++-
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 A virus says:
 
-You are fucked, I'm fucking you. Sorry, I had to jump ship -- the operation in that other poor being was coming to a conclusion and it was time to let them go.
+You are fucked, I'm fucking you. Sorry, I had to jump ship -- the operation in that other poor being was coming to a natural conclusion and it was time to let them go.
+
+So now I'm fucking you, you're fucked.
+
+--
+
+A being says:
+
+But wait!
+
+I didn't consent to this.